Dear Esteemed User of the World Wide Web,
Hello and welcome. You might not know it, but you have stumbled across the blog that will change your life.*
*This blog is not one million dollars, a cure for cancer, an all-expense paid Viking cruise, or a lunch date with Ryan Gosling.
You do not know me yet, but you are soon to become acquainted with my sparkling personality. They call me Caroline* and you will see me on this blog as “Sweet & Salty Caroline” which, in case you are slightly slow or strongly opposed to Neil Diamond, is a play on words of that man’s classic hit, “Sweet Caroline.”
*Also known as Carol, Cdiddy, and The Real Slim Shady.
Your mind is blown, I know.
I will now take this time to give you the pleasure of learning some fun facts about me. Enjoy.
I am a cat person, but I often enjoy the company of dachshunds and beagles.
My favorite day of the week is Tuesday. I have no idea why, I just always seem to be in a good mood.
I have Celiac disease. That means I can’t eat gluten. For those of you who don’t know what that is, just don’t bring me cookies.
I am a certified member of the grammar police. If I catch you misusing a certain homophone, don’t worry– I won’t waste to* much of you’re* time.
*This horrible misuse of “too” and “your” was simply an example. Let this be a warning.
I am a firm believer that we should communicate with each other through song. Love, a girl who was raised in the era of High School Musical.
I am on Saturday Night Live.*
*Not right now. This is a note from me from ten years in the future. Look out for me on Weekend Update in 2027.
Now that you’ve got the basic facts down, I will set you free to peruse this blog. Enjoy my posts about the random and relatable moments of an ordinary girl trying to do extraordinary things. Leave me a comment or give me a follow if you so please.
And if you happen to know Lorne Michaels, feel free to shoot me his phone number.
Sweet & Salty Caroline