About Me

Dear Esteemed User of the World Wide Web,

Hello and welcome.  You might not know it, but you have stumbled across the blog that will change your life.*

*This blog is not one million dollars, a cure for cancer, an all-expense paid Viking cruise, or a lunch date with Ryan Gosling.

You do not know me yet, but you are soon to become acquainted with my sparkling personality.  They call me Caroline* and you will see me on this blog as “Sweet & Salty Caroline” which, in case you are slightly slow or strongly opposed to Neil Diamond, is a play on words of that man’s classic hit, “Sweet Caroline.”

*Also known as Carol, Cdiddy, and The Real Slim Shady.

Your mind is blown, I know.

I will now take this time to give you the pleasure of learning some fun facts about me.  Enjoy.

I am a cat person, but I often enjoy the company of dachshunds and beagles.

My favorite day of the week is Tuesday.  I have no idea why, I just always seem to be in a good mood.

I have Celiac disease.  That means I can’t eat gluten.  For those of you who don’t know what that is, just don’t bring me cookies.

I am a certified member of the grammar police.  If I catch you misusing a certain homophone, don’t worry– I won’t waste to* much of you’re* time.

*This horrible misuse of “too” and “your” was simply an example.  Let this be a warning.

I am a firm believer that we should communicate with each other through song.  Love, a girl who was raised in the era of High School Musical.

I am on Saturday Night Live.*

*Not right now.  This is a note from me from ten years in the future.  Look out for me on Weekend Update in 2027.

Now that you’ve got the basic facts down, I will set you free to peruse this blog.  Enjoy my posts about the random and relatable moments of an ordinary girl trying to do extraordinary things.  Leave me a comment or give me a follow if you so please.

And if you happen to know Lorne Michaels, feel free to shoot me his phone number.


Sweet & Salty Caroline